any video game ever: [has anybody in the cast that is Not human]
you fuicking hooligans: can i fuck tha,t
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listen, we just so done with humanity. we tryin to move on, ok
out of all of the comments on this post, this one is the only one i come close to understanding and agreeing with
weirdest / most Czech job benefit: “pet bonding days”–if you get a new pet, you get 3 days off work to bond with it
(this is not counted against the 5 weeks of paid vacation or the supply of sick days)
You know you’re American when you read this and your brain stops working as you wonder what on earth you would even DO with five weeks of vacation.
hang out with your pet even more, probably
the mods of the official andrew w.k. fansite had to shut down the forums after a huge ongoing fight broke out among twenty andrew w.k. fans and when they were going in to block the IP addresses of the aggressors they noticed that all of the users in question had the same IP address, which would imply that one single person was posing as twenty different people and just fighting themself, and when they did a whois lookup for the IP address they found out it was literally andrew w.k.
yeah i know my alphabet: a, b, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, lmao, p…
this was supposed to be a funny joke but i just realized i actually forgot c and my life is in shambles
Things that should not need to be said in a veterinary clinic, but actually are.
“One tablet twice a day is not the same as giving two tablets once a day.”
“Feed your dog cooked chicken and cooked rice. The chicken should have no skin, no fat, no butter, no seasoning and should not be K.F.C.”
“I do not believe you have no room in your car to take this A5 sheet of specific home care instructions with you.”
“It is not recommended to breed these cats together because they are brother and sister.”
“Even if your dog looks fine, if it just ate rat poison it needs to come to the clinic right now.”
“No, you probably can’t throw the tablets into your cat’s bowl of food and expect her to just eat it.”
“Given that you’ve just said the bone of his tail is broken and sticking out through the skin, I think you will find that your dog is, actually, in pain.”
“No, putting petrol on your dog’s back will not get rid of fleas”
“Do not apply toothpaste to your dog’s open wound.” - new one from today.
“It’s unlikely that your dog has exactly the same problem as it had six years ago and I can’t just dispense you the same medication as last time without an exam.”
